by Sophie Qian Mingxuan (11 years old)
Simon Cowell is a strict but soft-hearted X-factor judge. Turning sixty-four years old this October, one would consider him to be quite old. Therefore, he has a bit of myopia and cannot see clearly nowadays. This being said, I would not consider him to be as blind as a bat.
Recently, he moved to his mansion in Bahamas with an extra large, Olympic-sized pool. One day, Simon decided to go for a swim as he realized that he was gaining weight and felt embarrassed. Simon was really good at frog-kicking after learning to swim from his private swimming coach, Chris P. Bay Con.
Simon stared down into his pool and noticed that it had turned murky.“Ahh, it can’t be that bad,” he said and hopped straight into the pool, with his hands spread wide in the air, pure joy beaming from his left ear to his right ear.
Now, unbeknownst to Simon, a clan of clams had inhabited in the murky looking pool.
“Hahaha! This dumb man thinks he is smart!” laughed the clams as they witnessed Simon bellyflopped into the pool.
Dear reader, you might be wondering how clams suddenly appeared in this story. Well, I have the answer that you are looking for. You see, one frosty night, when Simon was sleeping, a camel and his cameleer from Simon’s “Arabian Night” book hopped out of the book and leapt into Simon’s gigantic pool.
Out poured a bunch of mysterious-looking clam fossils from the brown sack. The clam fossils dissolved in water to release layers of sand and to reveal a clan of clams. And now, for reason unknown to most, the sand not only caused the water to turn murky, it carried electric charge that could electrify someone.
Back to Simon…
Therefore, from the moment that our poor, poor Simon Cowell stepped foot onto his pool, he got electrified. Simon flew up into the air like a rooster that had choked on bananas and had forgotten to go for therapy.
Simon literally made an “Air Angle” as he froze in the middle of the sky. Simon flew up so high, that he even saw Bodhisattva Guanyin chewing on Monkey God’s peach. After Simon plummet to the ground, he was mysteriously able to reach for his phone to call himself an ambulance.
After being hospitalized for two days, Simon immediately drove home in his Lamborghini Aventador. Once he got home he immediately fired his pool cleaners, because he thought his pool was so dirty that clams got in.
All of Simon’s fired pool cleaners were crestfallen, but Simon’s pool no longer had problems from that day onwards.
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